TEACHER: “Can anybody give an
TEACHER: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?” JOHNNY: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”
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Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
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‘I’m not going to school today,’ Alexander said to his mother. ‘The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don’t like me.’ ‘Why ?’ ‘Firstly, you’re 35 years old. Secondly, you’re the principal.’
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A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions...
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: “Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should...
View ArticleQ. Why did the jellybean go to
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school? A. Because he wanted to be a smarty
View ArticlePupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and
Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!
View ArticleMother: What did you learn in school
Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: I don’t know, they haven’t taught us how to read yet!
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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!
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A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing...
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